We asked ourselves: what if your Guitar Hero controller was also a bong? The engineers said it couldn't be done. We 3D-printed it anyway. Strum up on the inhale. Strum down on the exhale. It's called skill.
Every unit is built by hand in our Missouri facility — which is to say, a garage — by someone who really should have just bought a normal guitar controller.
Each controller is 3D-printed layer by layer using premium filament on a Bambu printer, because we take this extremely seriously.
Inhale to strum up. Exhale to strum down. It's intuitive once you accept it. Fast songs will wreck your lungs. We consider this a feature.
No two units are identical. Lead times are aggressive. Definition of "ready to ship" is flexible. You know how it is.
"I asked for a guitar controller. I got a conversation piece, a breathing exercise, and a recurring concern from my roommates. 10/10."
"Through the Fire and Flames almost killed me. Not metaphorically. My lungs gave out at the first solo. Still gave it five stars."
"Four stars only because I dropped it and the downstem explected. Ajax is sending a replacement. Customer service: unmatched."
Units are limited. Interest is high. We're figuring out what "limited" means exactly. Join the waitlist and we'll reach out when things are real.
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